A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice

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Monday, November 02, 2009


J: “Is it okay to email someone and be like, ‘your kid is cute, but I think they'd be happier if they weren't so fat?’”

DSP: “I don't see why not.

J: “What if you're not really friends? Like you haven't seen them in 10 years?

DSP: “I think they would appreciate an objective appraisal of the most important and precious thing in their lives, yes.”

J: “All the more reason, right? I think nobody they know is telling them.”

DSP: “You're… you're just trying to get on the website, aren't you?”

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