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Saturday, April 10, 2010


J: “If I had the superpower to stop time, I would totally use it to steal drugs.”

DSP: “Yes. I know.”

DSP: “I'd use it to repair all my broken relationships.”

DSP: “And then steal drugs.”

J: “How could you repair your relationships?”

DSP: “Shut up!” *cries*

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