A Catalogue of Malicious Life Advice
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Friday, April 16, 2010
A: “Oh god. My jackass ex just emailed me a really embarrassing picture he took of me while I was asleep.”
DSP: “Oh god.”
A: “Yeah. I don't know how to respond to that.”
DSP: “Send him a picture of you pooping.”
Saturday, April 10, 2010
J: “If I had the superpower to stop time, I would totally use it to steal drugs.”
DSP: “Yes. I know.”
DSP: “I'd use it to repair all my broken relationships.”
DSP: “And then steal drugs.”
J: “How could you repair your relationships?”
DSP: “Shut up!” *cries*
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